The Chaos of English Pronunciation

A reading of an adapted version of Gerard Nolst Trenité's "The Chaos" (1922). Dearest creature in Creation, Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse. It will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy; Tear in eye your dress you'll tear, So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer, Pray, console your loving poet, Make my coat look new, dear, sew it! Just compare heart, beard and heard, Dies and diet, Lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain, (Mind the latter, how it's written); Made has not the sound of bade; Say - said, pay - paid, laid, but plaid. Now I surely will not plague you With such words as vague and ague, But be careful how you speak, Say break, steak, but bleak and streak, Previous, precious, fuschia, via; Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir, Cloven, oven; how and low; Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery: Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles; Exiles, similes, reviles; Wholly, holly; signal, signing; Thames, examining, combining; Scholar, vicar and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far. From "desire" desirable - admirable from "admire"; Lumber, plumber; bier, but brier; Chatham, brougham; renown, but known, Knowledge, done, but gone and tone, One, anernone; Balmoral; Kitchen, lichen; laundry,. laurel, Gertrude, German; wind and mind; Scene, Melpomene; mankind; Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather, Reading, Reading, heathen, heather ...

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Fisher-Price Loving Family Everything for Baby

Fisher-Price Loving Family Everything for Baby Review

Fisher-Price Loving Family Everything for Baby Feature

• All the essentials for feeding and entertaining babies
• The stroller rolls, the bouncer seat turns, and the blanket is oh-so soft
• Includes: baby, soft baby blanket, bouncer, entertainer, diaper bag, high chair, and stroller with working wheels
• Sized to fit any Fisher Price loving family dollhouse
• Great addition to your Loving Family Dollhouse collection

Fisher-Price Loving Family Everything for Baby Overview

As new moms know, babies need a lot of stuff. This set will get little moms ready for a new arrival, with all the essentials for feeding and entertaining. The stroller rolls, the bouncer seat turns, and the blanket is oh so soft. Includes: baby, soft baby blanket, bouncer, entertainer, diaper bag, high chair, and stroller with working wheels.

• Recommended Ages: 3 years & Up

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Kerli walking on air

PLEASE READ! This vid is just the song. i am making another vid for kerli.Kerli is a very GREAT singer and i love this song There's a little creepy house In a little creepy place Little creepy town In a little creepy world Little creepy girl With her little creepy face Saying funny things that u have never heard Do you know what it's all about Are you brave enough to figure out Know that you could set your world on fire If you are strong enough to leave your doubts Feel it Breathe it Believe it And you'll be walking on air Go try Go fly So high And you'll be walking on air You feel this unless you kill this Go on And you're forgiven I knew that I could feel that I feel like I am walking on air She has a little creepy cat And a little creepy bat Little rocking chair and an old blue hat That little creepy girl Oh she loves to sing She has a little gift An amazing thing With her little funny eyes of hazel With her little funny old blue hat She will go and set the world on fire No one ever thought she could do that Feel it Breathe it Believe it And you'll be walking on air Go try Go fly So high And you'll be walking on air You feel this unless you kill this Go on And you're forgiven I knew that I could feel that I feel like I am walking on air Flitter up and Hover down Be all around Be all around You know that I love you, go on Feel it Breathe it Believe it And you'll be walking on air Go try Go fly So high And you'll be walking on air You feel this unless you kill this Go on ...